Герман Садулаев - Таблетка
– No, Maximus. No drugs. Drugs are not our business. Our business is potatoes. [91]
– But why pills?! [92]
– Pills are potatoes. [93]
– What do you mean? [94]
– Fucking potato pills. Our business. Have you seen the marking? PTH-PI. Positive Thinking – Potatoes Illusion. That is what our pills are. First you have to think positively. To be a happy consumer. Then you can dream of particular goods. [95]
Теперь уже Максимус смотрел ошарашенно, а голландец начал говорить увлечённо и громко:
– Can you believe that we are really growing these millions of tons of potatoes for feeding the entire world in our little country? Imagine how it could be possible?
Have you ever been in Holland? We have no space for farms. But we are great in chemistry. [96]
– You mean, we are swallowing these pills and hallucinating of potatoes? [97]
– Hallucinating, yes. But you don't have to swallow… it's a kind of complicated process… sometimes it is enough to smell… or here commercial… radio waves… pills are almighty. I'm not much in details. I'm just a salesman. Our engineers know better… you think of eating potatoes… and you even become fat because of this… then you buy another pill to lose your weight… and again… full circle… that is our business… and everyone is engaged in it in Europe. [98]
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